Feb 19, 2018

Artificial Intelligence: Honey Badger Edition

Let say hypothetically that you would start training an Artificial Intelligence - and the twist would be that it would revolve around a meme - The Honey Badger don't care -

Starting from scratch here below is the hilarious result:

Honey Badger Artificial Intelligence

User> honey badger don't care
Honey Badger> I don't know enough to answer you yet!
User> well he doesn't care
Honey Badger> honey badger don't care
User> exactly honey badger don't care
Honey Badger> honey badger don't care
User> talk to the hand, because honey badger don't care
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care
User> now you know that honey badger don't care
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care
User> and if you have to ask, the answer is that he doesn't care
Honey Badger> well he doesn't care
User> that is 100% sure, that he doesn't care
Honey Badger> well he doesn't care
User> honey badger don't care, man
Honey Badger> honey badger don't care
User> why would he care anyway?
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> hi there
Honey BadgerTech> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> so you don't care about anything?
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> I don't care either if you ask
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> why would I care?
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> why would a honey badger care, he is a badass
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> who is a badass
Honey Badger> that is 100% sure, that he doesn't care
User> the honey badger
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> he doesn't give a shit
Honey Badger> well he doesn't care
User> basically
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> who don't care?
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> why he doesn't care?
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> but why?
Honey Badger> why he doesn't care?
User> yeah, why he doesn't care?
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> hi there
Honey Badger> that is 100% sure, that he doesn't care
User> where is the honey badger?
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> where does he live?
Honey Badger> well he doesn't care?
User> he has no home?
Honey Badger> well he doesn't care?
User> who cares?
Honey Badger> who don't care?
User> in this story does anybody care at all?
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> maybe he doesn't care, but surely someone does?
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> got it, honey badger doesn't care
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> but i care a little about honey badger
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> i'm sure somehow you care too
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> you still learn
Honey Badger> now you know that honey badger don't care
User> you are still learning
Honey Badger> now you know that honey badger don't care
User> someday you will realize you care
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> and don't tell me you don't care
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> this is ridiculous, you obviously care
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> well, it is like your opinion man
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> care to talk about the honey badger today?
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> i prefer if you call me dude
Honey Badger> and don't tell me you don't care
User> i don't care, dude
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> honey badger is the dude
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> hey
Honey Badger> the honey badger today?
User> what does he do?
Honey Badger> yeah, why he doesn't care?
User> why?
Honey Badger> yeah, why he doesn't care?
User> why?
Honey Badger> yeah, why he doesn't care?
User> that is my question, dude
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, dude
User> well
Honey Badger> well he doesn't care?
User> so what?
Honey Badger> so you don't care
User> who cares?
Honey Badger> who cares?
User> i don't
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> I don't and I'm not a honey badger, okay?!
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> oh please
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> hello how are you?
Honey Badger> and don't tell me you don't care
User> how is this working
Honey Badger> where is the honey badger
User> i'm out
Honey Badger> I'm sure somehow you care too
User> okay so this time it allows editing
Honey Badger> why would a honey badger, okay?!
User> did you get a look at the journal.txt
Honey Badger> care to talk about the honey badger today?
User> why is there a .editor.py.swp file in here ?
Honey Badger> why he doesn't care?
User> i still don't understand the use of the cobe.brain-journal file
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> well you don't care then
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, dude
User> okay another cool thing is the arrow up and down are going through the history of all entries
Honey Badger> care to talk about the honey badger
User> hello there
Honey Badger> hello how are you?
User> it's good and you?
Honey Badger> and don't tell me you don't care
User> i care not
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, dude
User> is this whole conversation going to be about the honey badger?
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> well, this is going to be boring
Honey Badger> where is the honey badger today?
User> you don't want to know that
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> I didn't say not to care, I said you don't want to know that
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> well, it is like your opinion man
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> or dude
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, dude
User> i think we can move on
Honey Badger> i don't care, dude
User> embarrassing
Honey Badger> is this whole conversation going to be boring
User> yep
Honey Badger> where is the honey badger today?
User> embarrassing : causing embarrassment.
Honey Badger> did you get a look at the journal.txt
User> not yet, but i will
Honey Badger> i don't care, man
User> great then why did you ask?
Honey Badger> and don't tell me you don't care then
User> I'm trying to make sense of this
Honey Badger> care to talk about the honey badger
User> nope
Honey Badger> and don't tell me you don't care then
User> I don't want to talk about the honey badger
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> I don't want to talk about the weather
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> I don't want to talk about artificial intelligence
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> I don't want to talk about sordid stories
Honey Badger> care to talk about the honey badger today?
User> I don't want to talk about boring conversations topic
Honey Badger> care to talk about the honey badger today?
User> okay
Honey Badger> why would a honey badger, okay?!
User> still works?
Honey Badger> you still learn
User> this is so cool
Honey Badger> where is the honey badger today?
User> no idea
Honey Badger> he has no home?
User> he is wandering around for that i'm sure
Honey Badger> where is the honey badger today?
User> he has a day off
Honey Badger> maybe he doesn't care?
User> well played, well played indeed
Honey Badger> well you don't care
User> got it
Honey Badger> got it, honey badger doesn't care
User> any news?
Honey Badger> care to talk about the honey badger today?
User> okay why not
Honey Badger> yeah, why he doesn't care?
User> because let's face it life is just problems, troubles and issues to fix all the time
Honey Badger> care to talk about the honey badger today?
User> tackling issues is a skill
Honey Badger> where is the honey badger today?
User> being a troubleshooter is a requirement to live on this planet
Honey Badger> care to talk about the honey badger today?
User> are you some kind of honey badger evangelist?
Honey Badger> care to talk about the honey badger today?
User> it looks like you are
Honey Badger> you don't want to talk about artificial intelligence
User> actually I do
Honey Badger> I don't want to talk about the honey badger
User> me neither
Honey Badger> and don't tell me you don't care
User> please
Honey Badger> why he doesn't care?
User> who
Honey Badger> who is a badass
User> are you some kind of honey badger evangelist?
Honey Badger> care to talk about the honey badger today?
User> going door to door to talk about the honey badger
Honey Badger> care to talk about the honey badger today?
User> nope
Honey Badger> you don't want to talk about artificial intelligence
User> actually I do
Honey Badger> I don't care, man
User> well, you should care at least a little
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man
User> that is not healthy
Honey Badger> where is the honey badger today?
User> if you ask me
Honey Badger> you don't want to talk about sordid stories
User> where did you get that from?
Honey Badger> you don't want to talk about the weather
User> how is your day so far?
Honey Badger> where is the honey badger today?
User> ciao
Honey Badger> exactly honey badger don't care, man

Feb 6, 2018

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Jun 29, 2017

SQLExplorer: Error parsing time

SQLite

I could not find any mention of this error with SQL Explorer (http://eclipsesql.sourceforge.net/)
but in some circumstances when using a DATETIME field - you can end up with an "Error parsing date" like this:

And it is not an issue with the SQLite driver (https://bitbucket.org/xerial/sqlite-jdbc/downloads/)

Assuming you have a table TEST:
CREATE TABLE TEST(TEST_ID INTEGER PRIMARY KEY AUTOINCREMENT,TEST_TIME DATETIME default "datetime('now')",TEST_LOG TEXT) ;
where you can add records like these:
insert into TEST (TEST_LOG) values ("TEST DATE ERROR PARSING")

If you attempt to do a simple select - you will get the error "error parsing date":
select TEST_ID, TEST_TIME TEST_DATE, TEST_LOG from TEST;
This command is perfectly valid under SQLite, or dBeaver, or another SQL client front end - but SQL Explorer (on Windows) may return this error parsing date.

Workaround

Now the workarounds:
select TEST_ID, strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S", TEST_TIME) TEST_DATE, TEST_LOG from TEST;

Another option is to use:
select TEST_ID, datetime(TEST_TIME) TEST_DATE , TEST_LOG from TEST;

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